If you are the right type of person..
(the right race, the right sexual orientation...
the right political affiliation, the right religion, ....)
If you take orders well and acquiesce to mob rule...
If you fit into our clique or are willing to realign yourself
so that you can fit....
If you think shame and authoritarian rule are good lessons
to live by...
If you want to claim responsibility while passing it off
onto fairy tales and invisible friends.....
If you want to ignore your own problems by virtue of
putting your unqualified nose in other people's business...
If you like being dismissed and tolerated instead
of being loved and accepted....
If you want to substitute one addiction for another...
If you enjoy compartmentalizing your life...
If you want to talk endlessly about alcohol and drug
abuse and revel in your glory days...
If you want to pose and posture condescendingly
and exert control over sad, sick, vulnerable folks...
there is a special place for you in the 12 Step Universe!
Come get your brain washed today!
You lucky, lucky, lost soul, you!
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